Records with his boggling ability to pop his eyeballs out of their sockets at least7 millileters. Globe luxation, also known as eye-popping, could become the
newest rage.
In southeastern
Several local yokels tossed their eyeballs into the arena with surprising results.First place went to our own Melissa Crockett, a local resident. 
In the post win interview, Crockett said it took a lot of practice. It is very much like learning to ice skate. There are a lot of falls before you can perfect your skills. In order to do a triple-lux, I have to flex my eyeballs 30 times everyday and at the same time turn them inside out, wash them off and turn them right side out again. I do this in front of a mirror so that I can measure to see how close I am getting to Pinto's record of 7 milliliters. So far I can only get them big enough so that they don’t look so beady, but my nieces and nephew are much more flexible than I am.
They have twirled them round and round and then crossed them for 30 minutes a day, and they also sit too close to the TV. After practice for 2 or 3 days, they can play catch with each others eyeballs from across the room.
Crocketts proud mother, Jane Simonson says that sometimes the grandkids get carried away and try to play baseball or football, but have to be stopped because, quote “these are the only eyes you’ll ever have. You’ve got to take care of them.”
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April Fool!
I love you my little man.
Whitney called me this morning and said, "Hi Grandma, you have a pancake on your head!
A p r i l F o o l !!!"
Malaya said, "Grandma, you have a strawberry in your eye."
April Fools day riddles
What would cause a boy to put his finger up his nose? Oh, the answer is on his shirt.
Riddle #1
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Answer: Short.
Riddle #2
What is the easiest way to throw a ball and have it stop and completely reverse direction after traveling a short distance?
Answer: Throw the ball straight up.
Riddle #3
What question can a person ask all day long, getting a different answer each time, yet all the answers are correct?
Answer: What time is it?
4 comments:
Hilarious with the eyes etc. I love Whitney's joke on you- bet she had ya going there for a minute!
another answer to riddle 3 could be WHY? Oh wait- I guess the answer would always be "because I said so"
The kids all thought this was hilarious too! I let them have control of the computer and told them how much you love comments, but they still didn't leave any.
You're so funny Mom- of course you wait till I'm not helping you post pictures to post such a rotten vile image of myself! I love checking your blog :)
i have a riddle for you!!!!
how do you say calf in chinese???
answer: young cow
(try saying it out loud)
love spencer
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