I haven't been posting lately- I've just been all TIED UP. Well, actually Jenny had this picture and I couldn't post anything until she gave it to me. My HAND WERE TIED until she sent it to me. Can you believe that Spencer tied me up while Jessica sat there taking pictures of me?? It was so fun to see Spencer, Jessica, Megan, Hayley and little Jonny. I miss my little grandkids, even if they do tie me up. 
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What funny little blasterheads! I love that you were such the willing participant. :)
Grandma, as you know, I TRIED to stop him from tying you up, but it was just so darn funny! Love Jessica
thanks for leting me tie you up!
i had a blast:)it was to funny to not to, and if i had my way, we would have left you there, then we
would drive around the block, and let you out. just kidding!!!!!!!
love spencer :)
SHAME on you Spencer!
I had to pretend that I was willing to be tied because he threatened to sew my mouth closed otherwise. I would have lost far too much weight too fast and then I would have looked like Miss America. I have too much to do to be mistaken for her. The interviews and TV spots would be time consuming, not to mention the traveling all over the world. The wardrobe or lack of would be problematic. It would simply take me away from Oprah and my grandchildren way too much. And my husband...! You know very well that your grandpa depends on me to help him stay out of jail...and then there are the cows to feed and the eggs to gather, the pigs need a bath each day, and the garden needs harvested and preserved. I have to build a shed to hold the lawnmower, because I got the garage cleaned and I don't want to clutter it up again. I put a new motor in my car yesterday, while I babysat Whitney and Kelsie, and then I canned 1000 bottles of Hot Pickle Mix. When I set them on the table, they were too heavy and the legs collapsed and I had to clean up all of the broken jars of hot pickle mix, before I went back to my garden to pick the ingredients for another 1000 jars of it. I finished canning those and barely had time to do 12 loads of laundry and iron 67 shirts, 41 skirts, and 3 dozen dishtowels, before I built an oak tool box for Jay's tools.I had church meetings for the next 6 hours and came home to prepare Chicken Cordon Bleu, steamed asparagas, Ceasar salad with anchovies, and fat-free raspberry chocolate cheesecake. Just before bedtime I blogged 2/3rds of my biography, and my entire family history, but the power went out and caused my computer to crash, losing all of my documents. I popped in a fix-it-all cd and got it all back and copied it to my internal drive which I don't have one of. So it has been a productive day, and as you can see, as efficient as I am, I just don't have time to impersonate Miss America, so I guess it is lucky that I was able to get untied all by myself, so that I didn't starve myself until I could impersonate Miss S.
Oh Mom- you seriously need to copy and paste your comment and use it as an actual post because that was just too funny!
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